‘Twas three weeks before Christmas,
 When we were quite merry,
‘Cause Porkchop Productions
Came to grace our library.

Holly and the Christmas Gift
Was the show brought to many
Who enjoyed the production
Without spending a penny.

The play was about
A sweet elf named Holly
Who brought gifts to Bahum Bugg
To help him feel jolly.

At first Bugg was grumpy
But became a glad gent
When he learned from elf Holly
It’s okay to be different.

And we heard folks exclaim,
As they left with big grins,
“When visiting the library,
Everyone wins!”